Nov 5, 2023; Atlanta, Georgia, USA; Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Jordan Addison (3) shown on the field prior to the game against the Atlanta Falcons at Mercedes-Benz Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Dale Zanine-USA TODAY Sports.
ESPN held the annual ESPY Awards on Thursday night, a spectacle honoring the previous year’s finest sports achievements.
But what if the Vikings had their version of the ESPYs? The vESPYs? We digress.
These players would win the following applicable awards if the vESPYs were a thing.
Justin Jefferson would’ve won this faux award if he remained healthy, but because of various injuries to others, Hunter was the Vikings’ best player in 2024.
Hunter ranked fifth leaguewide in sacks and first in tackles for loss. He acted as Minnesota’s most consistent player and didn’t really fire up quiet games.
The 29-year-old now plays for the Houston Texans.
Ivan Pace Jr. talked a lot of … smack … after the 2023 NFL Draft and then backed it up. His undrafted status will remain bizarre, as the young linebacker immediately broke out into stardom for the Vikings.
Pro Football Focus ranked Pace Jr. as the 16th-best off-ball linebacker in all of football. Not bad for an undrafted guy.
Watch any episode of Netflix’s Receiver, and one will learn the scope of Jefferson’s injury recovery. The malady was actually more serious than fans knew last year.
But he battled back and still fetched over 1,000 receiving yards, a Jeffersonian achievement, indeed.
Jordan Hicks battled back from this injury in less than a month.
So, yeah, he gets the courage award. Hands down.
Joshua Dobbs might disagree for his performance in the win over the Atlanta Falcons, but this one just has to take the cake. Before Kirk Cousins fell injured, this was the moment that signified Minnesota’s midseason turnaround.
Since taking over the Vikings in 2022, Minnesota has produced 25 games with a score margin of less than eight points. It’s the most in the NFL. That means that 74% of all Vikings games are fingernail-biting thrillers.
Thankfully for O’Connell’s sake, his team has a 17-8 record (.680) in such games.
This large human is always right in the middle of a do-good mission, so Phillips wins the vESPY by a mile.
O’Neill tore his Achilles tendon near the end of the 2022 season, and it wasn’t even really a storyline last summer whether he’d return on time for the regular season. He just did, and that was that.
He wound up playing 14 of 17 games.
No, the Vikings don’t have UFC fighters, but for fun, if they did, Risner would win the vESPY for this maneuver against the New Orleans Saints last November.
Dustin Baker is a political scientist who graduated from the University of Minnesota in 2007. Subscribe to his daily YouTube Channel, VikesNow. He hosts a podcast with Bryant McKinnie, which airs every Wednesday with Raun Sawh and Sal Spice. His MIN obsession dates back to 1996. Listed guilty pleasures: Peanut Butter Ice Cream, ‘The Sopranos,’ Basset Hounds, and The Doors (the band).
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