Bryan Miller’s SkoLOL Top Ten: Playoff Nopes
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Note: Each week comedian and writer Bryan Miller stops by to recap the action, top 10 style. Since he joined the Vikings are 0-2 and out if playoff contention (so blame him).
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10. The Vikings still mathematically have a chance of making the playoffs. Especially if you’re bad at math.
9. Technically they have about a four percent chance of postseason action. Which, according to everyone’s anti-masker uncle on Facebook, makes them no deadlier than the flu.
8. The Vikings are still in the playoff picture. But they’re the blurry thumb in the top corner.
7. The Gophers opted out of the playoffs for player safety. The Vikings opted out of the playoffs for the good of the fans.
Wisconsin is Vikings Territory
6. Some football analysts have called the Vikings defense “porous.” But that’s totally unfair, because most people in Wisconsin don’t know what that word means.
5. The defense isn’t porous, it’s just plain poor. It’s so poor it’s getting COVID stimulus money.
4. Mike Zimmer said the defense needed to take a look in the mirror. Hey, anything to avoid looking at that game tape.
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3.The Kentucky Derby is no longer the most exciting two minutes in sports. Now that’s the time between when the Vikings score a touchdown and Dan Bailey attempts the extra point.
2. Dan Bailey made all his kicks in the game. So the Vikings just invented the Pyrrhic Loss.
1. Minnesota’s Hail Mary failed. It’s okay, Vikings fans, God doesn’t hate you. But Mary does.
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