2012 Roster predictions

[Ole]

Let's hear your predictions for the opening day roster, here's mine

QB
Ponder
Jumping Joe
Rosenfels who fulfills a clause in the CBA to have at least one Jewish backup QB in the NFL

RB
Peterson
Gerhart
Derrick Coleman, rookie out of UCLA

FB
Jerome Felton

TE
Carlson
Rudolph
Reisner
Rhett Ellison, the rat bastard who is filling Dugan's roster spot

O Line
Berger
Fusco
Sullivan
Buckwheat Brown
Charlie Johnson
Kalil
Luckbolt
DeMarcus Love with a perfect stranger
Chris DeGeare

Wild Receivers
Harvin
The Simpsons, after his suspension
Mike Piano on his back Jenkins
Jarius Wright (who the hell names a little baby "Jarius") evidently, he was meant to be put up for adoption
Devin Aromashodu
*Emmanuel Arceneaux for the first few games until Abe Simpson returns

D Line
Allen
Everson Griffin, unless he gets suspended for fighting with the cops
D'Aundre Reed, he better be sumthin special for the Vikes to stash his okole on the roster all of last year
Nick Reed, D'Aundre's cousin and interpreter
Robison
Christian Ballard
Letroy Guion (his mama lost the contest with Jarius' mama)
Fred Evans, we need this guy so we have someone to blame when times are dark and things go wrong
Kevin WIlliams

Line Backers
Jasper Brinkley
Greenway
Larry Dean, who must be the butt of a lot of penis jokes in the locker room
Erin Henderson
Tyrone McKenzie
Marvin Mitchellson Jr who is the adopted son of the greedy California lawyer who invented "Palimony". Lee Marvin strangled his dad.

D Backs
Tony Winfield
Chris Cook
Harrison Smith
Eric Frampton
Chris Carr
Brandon Burton
Mistral Raymond, this guy is so frickin ugly, he has a second career as a poster child for Planned Parenthood
Jarmarca Sanford
Marcus and the Sherels,

Special teams
Kluwe
Linda Blair
Cullen Loeffler. I'm guessin' old Cullen must be genetically predisposed in order to make it in the NFL as a long snapper, and by that I mean his nut sack must ride really high and hey can probably cram all of his junk into a macadamia nut shell. Either way, this dudes a weirdo and most likely to cause a riot in the locker room

border line guys
Andrew Sendejo, I could see him on the roster if Chris Carr has nothing left
Solomin Elimimian, former U of Hawaii player, hopefully he can adapt to NFL speed and take Vienna Sausage dicks roster spot at LB
McLeod Bethel Thompson. I would rather have this guy on the roster, who may actually develop into an NFL QB rather than Joe Webb who never will

[Big Johnny]

Well stated Ole. I think Steve Burton and Audie Cole make the roster. I wouldnt be surprised if Bethel Thompson ends up as #2 qb by the start of the season, Jumpin Joe is starting to remind me of Spurgeon Wynn. Yikes!

[CSlinde]

now, cole obviously gets added to this list. where do they take from? Dean, i suspect.