Thursday, October 27, 2016


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In the triumphant return of Bump & Run, I give advice on how to cope with that obnoxious Eagles beat writer, and explain why not being undefeated is actually better. Plus, my most outside-the-box (read: stupid) touchdown pick yet. This and more in our first post-loss episode.

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Minnesota Vikings-Chicago Bears

The Minnesota Fightin’ Vikings offensive line is Charmin soft (just ask Mike Zimmer), so I’ve taken it upon myself to fix it the best way I know how: outlandish trade scenarios. Later on in the show, friend of the program Julie DiCaro (670 The Score – Chicago) swings in for an early look at the Halloween Vikings-Bears brouhaha on Monday Night Football. I ask her if she’s looking forward to the return of Bae Cutler, could the Purple actually drop 2 in a row, and what she’ll do if her beloved Cubs actually win the World Series.

All that and more “This is Hardees territory, NOT Carl Jrs” chatter on this edition of the Purple FTW! Podcast!

An Andy Carlson Joint


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Five thoughts on the train wreck in Philadelphia.

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1. A lot of bad to go around.

In two of the three phases of the game—offense and special teams—the Vikings were somewhere between “lacking” and “unmitigated disaster.” The normally sound special teams units were uncharacteristically bad; the kickoff coverage unit left a gaping hole for Philadelphia returner Josh Huff, who returned it for the Eagles first touchdown, and Marcus Sherels lost a fumble on a punt return. On offense, the Vikings turned the ball over three times and got just seven points on four trips to the red zone, plus a 48-yard field goal from Blair Walsh. The offensive line was a factor in all three offensive turnovers, and played its worst game of the season, which is saying something. Sam Bradford wasn’t good, either; he missed a number of throws he usually makes, but it’s hard to put too much of the blame on his shoulders considering there was at least one defender in his face at all times.

For at least one week, the addition of Jake Long did nothing, and the offensive line went from liability to train wreck—even Mike Zimmer placed most of the blame for the loss on the blocking, saying, “We didn’t block anybody. We were soft. We got overpowered.”

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Minnesota Vikings-Philadelphia Eagles

The Minnesota Fightin’ Vikings kinda shart the bed Sunday in Philadelphia, racking up their first loss of the season 21-10 in a game that wasn’t even that close. Sam Bradford didn’t show well in his return to Philly (play calling and the offensive line didn’t help) and the Zimmer Hellfire Defense got after Carson Wentz, but missed opportunities and mental errors hallmarked the first L of the 2016 campaign.

The Vikings Were The Night Man Talking Points Include:
• This Was a Failure in All Phases
• This Offensive Line is Why the Vikings Will Not Win a Super Bowl
• More Like Sam BADford Today
• Norv Went Back to Being Norv
• Now We Get to See What Kind of Coach Zimmer Is
• Special Teams Were “Special”
• Matt Asiata Appreciation Talking Point
• Even More Injuries
• I Kinda Respect Carson Wentz’s DGAF Attitude
• How Will this Team Rebound?

All that and other “Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone” chatter on this edition of the Purple FTW! Podcast!

An Andy Carlson Joint


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Minnesota Vikings - Philadelphia Eagles

The Minnesota Fightin’ Vikings return to action Sunday in the City of Brotherly Throwing D-Batteries at Santa Claus taking on the Philadelphia Eagles. To fill us in on the cheesesteak shotgunning jabronis is Alexis Chassen of Bleeding Green Nation.

We chatted about The Sam Bradford Bowl, if Carson Wentz is the real deal, could this be a potential playoff preview, and how we things playing out Sunday in a matchup of solid defenses.

All that and other “SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK KINDA SUCKED” chatter on this edition of the Purple FTW! Podcast!

An Andy Carlson Joint


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