Tuesday, October 25, 2016

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Minnesota Vikings

The Mortiz Boehringer (aka Mortiz Böhringer) story continues as the NFL will allow Borat to rock the umlaut on his uniform this season. He’s still a long-shot to make the roster and the feel-good story is over (Mike Zimmer said so, not me), but he’ll still be a fan favorite in Mankato for training camp. Plus if he makes a few plays, the fans will be like “Öööööööööööööhhhhhhh!”

Töday’s Töpics Include
• Laquön Treadwell is Signed
• Vikings Up tö 90 Men ön the Röster
• Öne Punter tö Watch För tö Cömpete with Jeff Löcke…
• Adrian Petersön Says the Vikings Can “Win Everything”
• AP Removes Cap ön Flööd Dönatiöns
• Keep an Eye ön Jayrön Kearse
• Will the Vikings Carry 2 Quarterbacks in 2016?
• Randy Möss Replaces Cris Carter (Again)
• Super Böwl LII Date Officially Set
• 2 Minutes ön Every Vikings Pösition Gröup (Excerpt from The Andy Luke & Arif Football Machine)

All that and other “Why isn’t Moritz nicknamed “Jager Bomb” yet?” nonsense on this edition of the Purple FTW! Podcast.

An Andy Carlson Joint

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Laquon Treadwell

Laquon Treadwell is the newest member of the Minnesota Fightin’ Vikings raiding party. We take a closer look at the young man from Ole Miss, how he overcame a gruesome injury his sophomore year to become a first round NFL pick, why I love his demeanor and maturity beyond his 20-years on this planet, and what he brings to the Vikings offense. Teddy Bridgewater, Stefon Diggs, and Norv Turner have to be very pleased getting the “Ambassador of Quon” in the building.

All that and other “Cris Carter Was Slow Too…..” nonsense on this edition of the Purple FTW! Podcast.

An Andy Carlson Joint

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Image courtesy of Vikings.com

The 2015 Minnesota Vikings have plenty of question marks when it comes to predicting just how competitive they will be when it comes to earning a ticket to the playoffs. Currently sitting at 3-2, and in second place in the NFC North, the Vikings are spending the next two weeks on the road hoping to topple a pair of divisional foes.

With any luck, they’ll answer some of those questions we all have on their way to a 5-2 record.

Despite the woes of the Detroit Lions and the Chicago Bears, however, games played within the NFC North are never easy and our enemies cannot be underestimated.

We’ve gathered all the best links from around the internet this week so that you browse every last nugget of information and opinion before Sunday’s kickoff. Go there, read it all, and tell ’em who sent ya…

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Cris Carter spits some honest truth, Blair Walsh continues to be the problem no one wants to talk about, and I teach Di Murphy the origin of “Bye Felicia” on this Wednesday edition of Purple FTW! Also, the episode turned into a Night Ranger tribute episode…

Other “Adrian’s Wilt Chamberlain, Not Lebron” Talkers Include
• Cris Carter’s “Have a fall guy” advice is… Good?
• Blair Walsh needs to get his stuff together
• Debut: The Gerald Hodges Factor
• Adrian is not LeBron
• Teddy to Charles Johnson is an important connection
• Chase Ford balled in MyCole’s absence (Rekindling my love for him)
• Cordarrelle is worthless at this point
• Booing Ponder is like talking smack about your ex when you’re dating Kate Upton
• Trading down in 2012 from 3 to 4 netted us: Jarius Wright and…. BLANTON
• Teddy wants to complete 70% of his passes
• Shorter preseason? Nah
• Randy Moss comeback?
• Why wide receivers never know when to hang em up.
• Di and I breakdown my Vikings 53-man Roster Projection
• If Captain doesn’t listen to Jerry Gray & Mike Zimmer… No
• It’s over, Mike Mauti
• I like Brian Robison again…
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All that and other “Forever All Over Again, Chase Ford” chatter on this edition of the Purple FTW! Podcast!

An Andy Carlson Joint.

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