This is to all those negative nellies that roam the dark corners of this here blogs. All you idiots who were calling for Chris Cook to be cut and jailed for what? So it seems Chris didn't choke old Chantel. Chris is getting his day in court and his girlfriend has closed down all those dastardly rumors. Take a look at her testimony:
"Chantel Baker, went to a strip club before the incident and also had an engagement ring for her that weekend to propose. Then this afternoon when Baker took the stand to give her version of the story it got even more outlandish. As expected, Baker contended that Cook was indeed acting in self-defense and that the whole quarrel was her fault. The most interesting things to note that per Baker were that Cook never put his hand around her neck, she was able to breathe the entire evening, the red marks on her neck were hickeys that Cook gave her, she threw a lamp at him to begin the fracas and later hit him with a wedge shoe leading to Cook acting in self-defense. Baker also stated she was upset early in the evening that Cook’s dance with a stripper went longer than she felt it should have and has kept one of Cook’s dreadlocks (he has since cut them) that she tore out that evening."
See that? Huh? What do you think now? Those were hickeys, not finger marks on Chanteldos neck....hickeys! Girlfriend was breathing fine, just a few hickeys. Talkin' bout hickeys? Not choking....hickeys. Freds thinks many of you owe old Chris Cook an apology. Bitch hit Cook with a "wedge shoe". Freds has been whacked by a wedge shoe in his day, suckers hurt. Last time old Freds got a wedge shoe across the face, he nearly died. Kudos to Chris Cook, all he did was snuggle up with his gal and laid a few dozen finger shaped hickeys on the wedge shoe throwing women. He showed great restrain.
Freds things this women should be send to jail for assault and batteries (not to mention dreadlock removal).
As you all know.... if the hickey don't fit, you must acquit.