I understand that this story breaks your heart, but Teddy Bridgewater has only ranked fourth in jersey sales, as of noon yesterday.
Obviously, this is a travesty that needs to be fixed.
I mean, even from an aesthetic perspective, just look at them:
Works of art.
On the other hand, the jerseys beating out Teddy H20 are Johnny Manziel, Michael Sam and Jadeveon Clowney. You’d think I’d understand and be sympathetic—after all, Manziel is the most exciting college player since Cam and before that, Tebow. Michael Sam holds extraordinary cultural significance. Jadeveon Clowney was the first pick in the draft.
But screw that. Have you seen their jerseys? I won’t publish that filth on this blog.